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The Nighttime Agenda: A Threesome or Suicide?

“Mom, two women refuse to have an intimate threesome with me so I’m going to die. Thanks for giving birth.” Every mother would be speechless in pride after hearing those words.

Connor Hawk was sexually frustrated after an erotic plan went south. It did not go south in his intended way so he threw a fit on the streets. The residents were irritated by the disturbance and reported the incident to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

The deputies arrived to investigate the situation and Hawk told authorities that the two women agreed to a romantic plan but backed out. His mind could not accept the rejection so deputies intervened and put his bruised ego to rest.

After they left, the Sheriff’s Office received another call from Hawk expressing a suicide request that law enforcement should kill him. Should they kill off the idiot or save him? Unfortunately, they must respond, so the SWAT Team, North District Criminal Investigations Division, drone operators, Mobile Command Center, Hostage Negotiation Team, and Bomb Squad collectively responded to the bizarre request.

Hawk pulled a tantrum and locked himself in his residence. He kept the legal team on their toes for five hours before giving in and surrendering. Hawk exited the premises with no injuries.

Hawk was subject to charges related to “firing a weapon in public or on residential property, three counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, and culpable negligence.”

In the future, Hawk can settle for a romantic entanglement with the neighbor. Why be greedy and lustful for two women? One will suffice.

Source: https://www.fox4now.com/news/local-news/lee-county/heavy-lcso-presence-on-coon-rd-in-north-fort-myers