Pet Insurance Company Creates Contest for Wacky Pet Names

While many people prefer to use boring names for their pets, others might just surprise you. A pet insurance company is asking the public to vote on some of the wildest animal monikers for its annual Wacky Pet Names prize.

Nationwide said that the most bizarre and crazy names were chosen from the company’s currently enrolled pets. They were then split into three categories to break down the funniest names: dog, cat and exotic.

The finalists in the dog category are Boots With the Fur, ChugChug Pickles, Lil’ Richard Simmons Sweatin’ to the Oldies, Lord Waddles, Lulu the Conqueror, Molly From Corporate, Mr. Pizza Puff, One Love Tiny Dancer Princess Margaret Rose Windsor, Team “The Bandit” Player and The News.

The feline finalists are Balsamic Vin, Car Alarm, Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, Meownnaise, Minerva Meowgonagall, Necronomicat, Samsung Family Hub Refrigerator, Skullcrusher, Steph Purrrry and Tony “Scarface” Baloney.

The finalists in the exotic category are a rabbit named BeezelBun, a ferret named Boo Boo Bean, a snake named Boop Noodle, a guinea pig named Cowpig, a tegu lizard named Frosted Mini Wheats, a macaw named Magic Nugget, a tortoise named Midsize Sedan, a ferret named Mumbo Jumbo, a pig named Snoop Hoggy Hogg and a rabbit named Thor Odinbun God of Bunder.

All of these names are hilarious, especially when matched with pictures of the adorable pets. The contest ended April 12, 2024, with the winners to be announced at a later date.