A solid waste management meeting got a lot more dramatic when a trio showed up covered from head to toe in leather and latex suits to a Fort Lauderdale City Commission meeting.
Three women walked up to the podium to speak up and they stunned the audience with their attire. You can’t make out their faces since it was masked behind visors but the speaker made herself known as “Mizz Tres Krave.” She had an opening on her mask that revealed her bright lips to voice her opinions.
“Good evening, council peoples,” she started. “You may call me mistress.”
She went off topic by stating that she could care less about the sanitation rules and that she has other more pressing priorities. “I am here standing neutral to the motion approving an agreement for the proprietary purchase of yard waste processing and disposal,” she said. “I do, however, find it interesting that you will spend almost $1 million to hide your secrets down the drain.”
The lady proposed that commissioners allocate the budget to more worthy pursuits such as building a dungeon in the city of Fort Lauderdale. After all, taxpayers and citizens are having a series of sleepless nights because they can’t find the perfect prison cell.
The sleek woman may be a treat for the eyes but this lady means serious business. “In closing, do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon,” she said. “You are dismissed.”
As the trio strutted out, a commissioner asked: “City manager, are there districts that have a dungeon?” “Not that I know of,” he replied.
Commissioner John Herbst added: “I know there are a couple of different proposed clubs of a variety of natures from a couple of years ago. I thought they were mostly in District 2, though.”
“We have a lot of things going on in District 2 but I don’t think we have any dungeons,” said Commissioner Steven Glassman, who represents the district.
The trio must be overwhelmed by their freedom that they actively seek out unusual ways to shackle themselves into imprisonment.