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Ukraine Armed Forces Create Explosive Phallic Missiles

Ukrainian defence forces strategized to attack the opponents where it hurts and a project that they had under the wraps is a phallic missile to defeat Russian troops.

Spaghetti Kozak, a former journalist and war reporter, shared a picture of the 3D printed penis-shaped prototypes on Twitter.

“Serious historians of this war will be forced to record that dozens of Russian soldiers were killed/wounded by explosive d***s,” Kozak tweeted.

It’s not a joke for those people astonished in disbelief: “A friend who is a volunteer sent these. They’re legit.”

For people looking to give back to the military in unconventional ways, SignMyRocket.com allows people to sign off on weapons and write a customized message to Vladimir Putin et al. There’s even a permanent marker to emphasize the message.

The site explained: “You have a chance to send a greeting to orcs with your text written on an artillery shell. You will receive a photo of your signed shell or a video of it being fired. Or you can even sign an M777 howitzer.”

As for the process, the site said: “Soldiers at the front lines will write your message in permanent marker on an artillery shell. All donations will be spent on Support for Ukraine.

“You can ask to write almost any text: – Wish someone a Happy Birthday – Ask for a Date – Instagram – Send greetings to Putin.”

After all, any birthday celebration can use a weapon or two.

Source: https://twitter.com/SpaghettiKozak/status/1636071752563322882